The Everything Board – Funny Engraved Acacia Serving Board, Seriously. Everything.

Pizza, a roast turkey, a burger, sushi, a hot dog, bacon and eggs: it's all on there. "The Everything Board" is laser engraved on an acacia wood serving board, 15 × 8 × 2 in, with feet, above the line "Seriously. Everything." and a little note: "No, really. There's a hot dog in there."

A funny gift for the person who cooks everything, grills everything or eats everything, plus housewarmings, white elephant swaps and game nights.

What you get

• An acacia wood serving board, 15 × 8 × 2 in, with feet, laser engraved with The Everything Board design as shown. Food safe.
• The engraved side is for display and serving. Use the plain back for cutting if needed.

Personalize it (optional)
Add a family name or names (up to 24 characters) and we'll engrave it under the design. Leave it blank for the design alone. We engrave exactly what you type, so please double-check spelling. If you add a line, we'll email a proof before engraving.

How it's made
Laser engraved only. The laser marks the design into the wood itself; no ink or print is used.

Care
Hand wash only; oil occasionally. Hand wash with warm, soapy water and dry right away, standing on edge. Do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Oil now and then with food-grade mineral oil or board butter, or whenever the wood looks dry. Natural wood grain and color vary from piece to piece.

Production and shipping: Made to order in about 3 business days (after proof approval, where a proof applies), then shipped. Free US shipping on orders $25+ ($5.95 flat rate under $25). Christmas delivery: order by Dec 9. Orders after that date are made and shipped as normal but may arrive after Dec 25.

Claims and returns: Damaged, defective or wrong items reported within 7 days of delivery with photos will be remade or refunded. Personalized and made-to-order items are otherwise final sale.

Photo is of a board we made in our studio. Natural wood grain and color vary from board to board.