{"product_id":"the-everything-board","title":"The Everything Board – Funny Engraved Acacia Serving Board, Seriously. Everything.","description":"\u003cp\u003ePizza, a roast turkey, a burger, sushi, a hot dog, bacon and eggs: it's all on there. \"The Everything Board\" is laser engraved on an acacia wood serving board, 15 × 8 × 2 in, with feet, above the line \"Seriously. Everything.\" and a little note: \"No, really. There's a hot dog in there.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for the person who cooks everything, grills everything or eats everything, plus housewarmings, white elephant swaps and game nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn acacia wood serving board, 15 × 8 × 2 in, with feet, laser engraved with The Everything Board design as shown. Food safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe engraved side is for display and serving. Use the plain back for cutting if needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalize it (optional)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd a family name or names (up to 24 characters) and we'll engrave it under the design. Leave it blank for the design alone. We engrave exactly what you type, so please double-check spelling. If you add a line, we'll email a proof before engraving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it's made\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLaser engraved only. The laser marks the design into the wood itself; no ink or print is used.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand wash only; oil occasionally. Hand wash with warm, soapy water and dry right away, standing on edge. Do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Oil now and then with food-grade mineral oil or board butter, or whenever the wood looks dry. Natural wood grain and color vary from piece to piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction and shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order in about 3 business days (after proof approval, where a proof applies), then shipped. Free US shipping on orders $35+ ($5.95 flat rate under $35). \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by Dec 9. Orders after that date are made and shipped as normal but may arrive after Dec 25.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaims and returns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Damaged, defective or wrong items reported within 7 days of delivery with photos will be remade or refunded. Personalized and made-to-order items are otherwise final sale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePhoto is of a board we made in our studio. Natural wood grain and color vary from board to board.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forge Forty Studios","offers":[{"title":"Engraved acacia serving board","offer_id":44432127688791,"sku":"FF-IH-EVERYTHING-BOARD","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9749\/0519\/files\/ff-everything-board.jpg?v=1791562948","url":"https:\/\/ff40shop.com\/products\/the-everything-board","provider":"Forge Forty Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}