{"product_id":"sorry-santa-feral-raccoon-slate-coasters","title":"\"Sorry Santa I've Been Feral\" Raccoon Slate Coasters, Set of 4","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Santa-hat raccoon holding up a sign that says \"Sorry Santa, I've Been Feral,\" laser engraved on natural slate. A funny white-elephant gift or stocking stuffer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 natural slate coasters with protective pads. Choose round or square 4-inch slate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4, all with the same design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser engraved, so the design is part of the stone and won't peel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and dry. Hand wash only; do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Natural slate varies in color, texture and edge, so no two sets are identical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction and shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order in about 3 business days (after proof approval, where a proof applies), then shipped. Free US shipping on orders $35+ ($5.95 flat rate under $35). \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by Dec 9. Orders after that date are made and shipped as normal but may arrive after Dec 25.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaims and returns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Damaged, defective or wrong items reported within 7 days of delivery with photos will be remade or refunded. Made-to-order items are otherwise final sale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePhotos are product mockups showing this design on natural slate. Yours is made to order in our studio on the blank described above. Photos show the square version.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forge Forty Studios","offers":[{"title":"Set of 4 \/ Square","offer_id":44431483600983,"sku":"FF-CM-RACCOON-SLATE-4","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of 4 \/ Round","offer_id":44431502999639,"sku":"FF-CM-RACCOON-SLATE-4-RND","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9749\/0519\/files\/08-naughty-raccoon-christmas-slate-coaster-01-main.jpg?v=1791542556","url":"https:\/\/ff40shop.com\/products\/sorry-santa-feral-raccoon-slate-coasters","provider":"Forge Forty Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}